In this episode, in Mario's absence, Tressa takes over on news to deliver such tales as; the pope caught swearing in Italian, a mango theft in Australia, Phoenix tells us how much he hates the two phrases "at the end of the day..." and "as good as anyone...", also Barbie girl wants to survive purely on delicious oxygen and the story takes over the show, an Iguana with 8 tails and a dead guy brought back to live via a pacemaker.

The VS. this episode: magical powers in normal school or no powers in magical school. Also, a normal life versus an extraordinary one.

Phoenix wraps up the show with his Laws Of Life on renaissance festivals and how they are a sham. Either immerse yourself fully in the shit-living days of old or don't at all. It's simple, folks.