In this episode we discuss the Cult Of Girl Scouts, how the Korn singer things Obama invented tweaking to pass laws, how to decide if your child is a reincarnated dictator and why kids shouldn't be allowed to drive. Also, Bri decides to sue over everything she's offended by.

In the VS. segment we only had time for one and it was a single 1000 year life vs. ten 100 year lives. Phoenix decided that Michael and he should both do the latter so he can kill Michael 100 times instead of just once.

This weeks Laws Of Life is about graveyards. He found a way to hate them.