Phoenix flies solo for the first time in show history. He talks about a lot of random shit including seeing Doug Benson live and accidentally getting a contact high, he watched the 2008 Super Bowl and saw a Myspace ad and thinks the zombie apocalypse happened on Myspace, how the Boston Celtics have the only mascot in history that is smoking, officially being too old for amusement park rides due to the pain afterward and he kills the Laws Of Life segment officially and proceeds to introduce his TINM! movie review segment.