In this episode we discuss:

How Pollux the studio dog only moves around the second we start recording.
News: no news.
Joe wants to talk about wrestling and surprisingly everyone else does too. Except Phoenix because he hasn't watched it since 1992.
Does every one have a price tag?
Brent catches Pollux in full Australian character.
Versus: brutally murdering someone versus choosing how they murder you.
Laws Of Life is about the creepy Little League World Series.
We discuss Dutch Bros. Coffee and how sexy their staff can be. Joe and Michael interview for Phoenix and only one man gets hired.
Judge Phoenix holds court to settle whether Michael should be allowed to kill random people.
What would we do for the purge?
Ends with gross mouth noises.