In this episode, Phoenix and Rio talk about how nobody else showed up to record and talk about nonsense before getting to:

Laws Of Life starts off the show for the first time ever and it's about Every Move You Make by The Police.

Second male orgasms.

Female teacher turns herself in for having sex with a student which turns into a discussion about the double standard between men and women and censoring yourself around kids.

Connecticut man that was missing for 6 years was found wandering Long Island.

Something about a virus hitting 'the Americas' but all Phoenix really heard was the phrase 'the Americas.' It confused him because it isn't the year 1140.