In this episode we dicuss the news which consists of a contest in Brooklyn for the smallest penis, a guy sneaks a knife into an airport inside an enchilada, two cannibal brothers in Pakistan and the tragic death of the last California Raisin.

Next we discuss the new Godzilla movie followed by the VS. segment which is getting dumped versus doing the dumping, living a long mediocre life or a short life but you're a legend and lastly Joe grosses us out by asking if we'd rather have sex with an ugly girl or poop during sex with a hot one.

Laws Of Life is on glitter and how it's an aesthetic STD.