It's October so Phoenix watched and reviewed a Halloween-ish movie, Edward Scissorhands which he hadn't seen since about 1994 when The Crow took over his goth needs. He runs down the plot of the movie, doesn't understand why scissors are acceptable replacements for hands, doesn't understand how Edward got 15 foot blocks of ice into his attic when he lived alone and had scissors for hands, he didn't remember that Edward was a robot, doesn't get why Anthony Michael Hall had to do such a complicated plan to get a mattress in his creepy van and then sums up the movie, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton / Bim Turton to end the show.
142 - LIW Movie Review - 62 - Outcast (2014)
OUR REUNION SHOW! - Finally we have Phoenix, Mario and Brad back in studio for a special reunion show. Brad hasn't been on the show in almost a year to the day so we thought we'd get the band back together. But, it wouldn't be a reunion without going back to our roots. Episode 1 roots. So, in special celebration we watched another Nic Cage movie. This one is titled Outcast. The title pissed Brad off to no end. We aren't really sure what the movie was about other than killing some evil prince or something but we know one thing...it need more Nic Cage.
137 - LIW Improv Theater - 24 - Talk Only In Questions 1
Phoenix West, Brent Puccio, Philip Thompson, Sterling Adams. Two comedians, two not. Trying to hold an improv game going for any amount of time proved to be impossible. Listening to them attempt it is hilarious though. Enjoy this shit-show of question asking. Or statement starting with an upward inflection ending. Whatever.
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141 - LIW Improv Theater - 22 - Improv Games 4 (Sterling)
We recorded 4 rounds of improv games with Phoenix, Brent, Philip and Sterling. This particular episode is full of the games that Sterling hosted. Each cast member will have their own episode. We played party quirks, item return and gay dating show. It was a blast. Try to guess who on the show has never done improv before. It won't be a challenge.
140 - LIW Improv Theater - 20 - Improv Games 3 (Philip)
We recorded 4 rounds of improv games with Phoenix, Brent, Philip and Sterling. This particular episode is full of the games that Philip hosted. Each cast member will have their own episode. We played party quirks, item return and gay dating show. It was a blast. Try to guess who on the show has never done improv before. It won't be a challenge.
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139 - LIW Improv Theater - 18 - Improv Games 2 (Brent)
We recorded 4 rounds of improv games with Phoenix, Brent, Philip and Sterling. This particular episode is full of the games that Brent hosted. Each cast member will have their own episode. We played party quirks, item return and gay dating show. It was a blast. Try to guess who on the show has never done improv before. It won't be a challenge.
135 - LIW Improv Theater - 15 - Sex And Love Advice 1 (Live On Periscope App)
In this episode, Phoenix and Brent took the the live airway to answer your uncomfortable burning sex and love questions. These two men are sex experts. Sexperts if you will. Your questions are easily handled by these two living sex gods. Enjoy.
138 - LIW Improv Theater - 16 - Improv Games 1 (Phoenix)
We recorded 4 rounds of improv games with Phoenix, Brent, Philip and Sterling. This particular episode is full of the games that Phoenix hosted. Each cast member will have their own episode. We played party quirks, item return and gay dating show. It was a blast. Try to guess who on the show has never done improv before. It won't be a challenge.
136 - LIW Movie Review - 61 - Sharknado 3 Oh Hell No! (2015)
In this installment we watched Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! and are now terrified of bad sequels. That was what the point of the movie was right? This episode features Phoenix, Brent, Bri, Philip, Sterling and our new engineer Ernie. Watch this movie and then listen to our review if you hate yourself!
134 - TINM! - 48 - "AIDS On Legs." (Cameron Readey 1)
In this episode we welcome guest Cameron Readey, a comic from New Hampshire. Also in studio is Brent Puccio, the return of "heroin" Joe Ramirez and Nicholas Hunt. We discuss:
Brent and Phoenix returned to stand-up and talked about the experience.
Phoenix watched the Scream TV show and thought it was terrible.
Originals and remakes in theaters.
It Follows.
Suicide Squad. Phoenix suggest Joe be the next Joker as Joe Kerr.
We Skype call Cameron Readey and are terrible at introducing him. It was our first time group Skyping.
News: Bill Cosby's wife is sticking by her man. Phoenix says the only proof he needs of Michael Jackson's guilt is the current state of Macaulay Culkin.
Chefs in Seattle bake marijuana into your meals.
Phoenix wants to make a meth calendar to put in your children's room to scare your kids away from drugs. He also wants to make the LIW tastefully nude calendar.
Man in Canada pulls an Up by attaching 101 balloons to his chair to fly away.
Man builds drone that can fire a handgun and the government is mad about it. Phoenix misses movies where a man sits in a white van and feeds intel to the man inside.
Woman in Chandler AZ arrested naked by cop that came into her house.
Four types of drunk people according to survey. We all decide which we are.
Robin William's birthday is today. Brent thought this was news and not just a depressing topic.
Easter Island statues have bodies below the heads. Brent thinks Easter Island and Stonehenge are the same thing. We are confused.
133 - LIW Improv Theater - 17 - Find The Upside 1
In this episode, we (Phoenix, Brent and MB) say horrible things and challenge another cast member to find the upside of it. It's harder than it sounds. Topics include the holocaust, 2 girls 1 cup, Iran making bombs, losing your children in an accident, needing nail polish to find a date rape drug. Oh, added bonus, listen to the way Brent attempts to say the word 'Quaalude'. It's fucking hilarious.
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132 - LIW Improv Theater - 12 - News Show 1
In this episode, we asked you, the listeners, for random sentences and questions and we the performers, Phoenix West, Brent Puccio and MB would then work into an improv scene. The scene this time is a news show in which Brent plays the anchor, Phoenix plays the field reporter and MB is the entertainment anchor. We read all of your suggestions so pay close attention if you submitted one.
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130 - TINM! - 64 - "I Saw Top Gun. I Might Be Gay." Part 2 of 2
Welcome to part 2 of a long episode. We are joined by comic MB to discuss:
Phoenix made his top 100 movie list,
Phoenix declares that Indie bands are named after rom-com movie titles too often,
Our mutual love for Paul Thomas Anderson,
Phoenix and Bri recommend Orange Is The New Black to MB but warn that it makes prison seem like an awesome summer camp,
Female orgasms real/fake, pubes vs. no pubes,
Phoenix calls bullshit on the iPhone's Connect Four app,
Movies. We talk about a bunch of movies,
Blue Is The Warmest Color discussion,
Bri lost a skirt in an arm wrestling competition in a dive bar,
MB found a student's drawing reenacting sad sex,
NEWS is the following:
CNN reporter mistakes dildo covered flag for the ISIS flag,
Man at Walmart wants a confederate flag cake made but instead they make him an ISIS flag cake,
Japanese have a sexy gorilla as an exhibit which leads Phoenix to pick apart Japanese culture,
Glow in the dark condoms and fingernail polish drug testers,
Two people had sex on the Cannes red carpet,
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(Update 11.9.16 - changed the episode number from 46 to 64 because the 2 part episode confused the holy hell out of me and threw off all of my show numbers by 1 so it has been re-numbered.)
129 - TINM! - 46 - "I Saw Top Gun. I Might Be Gay." Part 1 of 2
In this long episode we are joined by comic MB to discuss:
Phoenix made his top 100 movie list,
Phoenix declares that Indie bands are named after rom-com movie titles too often,
Our mutual love for Paul Thomas Anderson,
Phoenix and Bri recommend Orange Is The New Black to MB but warn that it makes prison seem like an awesome summer camp,
Female orgasms real/fake, pubes vs. no pubes,
Phoenix calls bullshit on the iPhone's Connect Four app,
Movies. We talk about a bunch of movies,
Blue Is The Warmest Color discussion,
Bri lost a skirt in an arm wrestling competition in a dive bar,
MB found a student's drawing reenacting sad sex,
NEWS is the following:
CNN reporter mistakes dildo covered flag for the ISIS flag,
Man at Walmart wants a confederate flag cake made but instead they make him an ISIS flag cake,
Japanese have a sexy gorilla as an exhibit which leads Phoenix to pick apart Japanese culture,
Glow in the dark condoms and fingernail polish drug testers,
Two people had sex on the Cannes red carpet,
www.bigpinecomedyfestival.com
131 - TINM! - 47 - "Spermatologist" (Miguel Brambila 2)
In this episode we discuss:
Facials,
Nic Cage movies in Red Box,
MB calls Brent Paulie for the whole episode,
Phoenix hates that we still use analog clocks,
Paris Hilton plane crash prank,
Phoenix is amazed how much money is in the world of hotels,
Saw blade slices JMC car in half,
MB struggles with Red Box versus Netflix,
3D Printers,
Phoenix thinks Kirsten Stewart would be disinterested during sex,
We watch the What We Do In The Shadows trailer
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128 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 7 - The Lonely (TZ 107)
In this episode, Phoenix talks about the importance of having a sex-bot to treat like shit. Also, he explains why having a system where prisoners are all sent to live on separate asteroids 9 million miles from home would be insanely expensive compared to the current system. In fact, it would be bankrupting the world expensive.
126 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 6 - Escape Clause (TZ 106)
In this episode a white man demands immortality from the devil played by a hispanic actor. Real sensitive, 1959. Phoenix runs down a list of 60's television shows that he grew up watching. He then explains the TZ episode in a way that only he can; with lots of swearing, drinking and calling every woman "bitch" or "broad" for no reason. Only because of the era that the episodes come from. Have a problem with that? Don't be a bitch, you broad.
127 - TINM! - 45 - "Do Not Equate Marijuana With Gay Marriage."
In this episode, Phoenix flies solo and discusses his 30th birthday versus his 31st birthday and his declining lust for life, the Chicago Blackhawks winning the Stanley Cup and how much swag he should purchase, he takes listener Q+A and then he gets a little preachy during an important segment about the legalization on gay marriage. He also states that camouflage and the confederate flag are the opposite of the gay pride flag. He finishes by being pissed off because people keep equating marriage equality with legalizing marijuana. Don't be stupid.
117 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 5 - Walking Distance (TZ 105)
In this episode, Phoenix talks about living via nostalgia and how his generation all does it. This episode should have been called Mid Life Crisis Theater. He also talks about how the main character was almost the first person in history to almost be arrested for being a pedophile against himself. It gets weird a lot in this episode...
121 - LIW Improv Theater - 21 - Just Give Me Your Organs
In this episode, Brent is a total dick and refuses to give his organs to Phoenix. What a greedy man.
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