Phoenix tells Brent a story about this one night stand the previous night. However, he was suspicious about some things. She kept texting Brent and hanging out in the bathroom all night. Then she demanded on leaving at 3 AM on the dot. Plus, she knew how to put on a condom with her mouth.
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In this episode, Phoenix and Brent discuss their fear while watching the news. Brent transitions into a hero the podcast deserves.
In this episode, Brent immediately starts laughing at the theme song that Phoenix worked hard on. Phoenix doesn't take it well and demands that Brent come up with an alternate song on the spot. They ultimately decide on what the future of the show's music will be.
In this episode Brent's cheeriness is ruined when Phoenix is bored with his law-abiding life. Phoenix asks Brent if he wants to commit some crimes. They debate which crime is best for them.
In this episode Phoenix attempts to save Brent's life by giving him the opportunity of a lifetime. It's not a cult. It's an opportunity. Wait...why does the episode title say Cult 1? Shit. Can we change that to "Opportunity 1"? Thanks. All hail, Warren Christopher! All hail, Zelron!
In this episode, Brent and Phoenix discuss the new Batman video game or something...you should go check out the game at GameStop and be sure to use your Power-Up card. But Brent beat the video game in just 14 short hours and speaking of which you could save 14% on your car insurance if you go to www.loiteringinwonderland.com and follow through on the car insurance button.
In this episode, Phoenix and Brent create a new show for HBO called Boo!-bies. Well, they workshop a pitch to sell HBO a show called Boo!-bies. What is Boo!-bies? Listen and find out.
The Sixteen-Millimeter Shrine is what Phoenix calls a vagina.
In this episode, Phoenix discusses how he wants a masturbation station like the one the main character in this episode of TZ had. At least it looked like she had one. Either way it looked sweet. This was a sober episode for Phoenix but he can't remember words to save his life. Perhaps he should become a recluse and dream of a better life in the past. It seemed to work for the main character in this episode of The Twilight Zone.
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No idea why the 'day' in this episode is considered 'doomsday'. No idea why Mr. Denton just decided to stop being an alcoholic and it worked. No idea about a lot of things but I try my hardest to explain the shit. This episode inspired the Denton name in my book I, Of The Storm which is available to digital purchase on Amazon and www.loiteringinwonderland.com so go get it for only $5. Or else I'll shoot a gun out of your hand signifying my victory over you in armed combat. Or so this episode will have you believe. Nobody ever died in the old west. Ever.
In this episode we discuss the happenings of the past week or so. Including Jurassic World, Insidious 3, Phoenix explains the TINM! to TPWS! change and making the show logo, snapchat Phoenix and their weird standards, Bruce Jenner and which prison he/she should go to if shit goes wrong, the triple crown horse and how nobody apparently cares about horses, The Simpsons getting desperate for viewers, the Discover IT cards and how they feed on the egotistical nature of everyone, the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup and nobody cares except Phoenix. We also heavily discuss buying bulk lube for some reason.
We watched Kung Fury and now we know there is a god. We need no further proof. This movie is only 30 minutes and it was the perfect amount of time. It's not often that we all enjoy the movie but this is one of those times. Go watch the entire movie on YouTube and then listen to our show!
In this episode, Phoenix talks about the 2nd episode of TZ, One For The Angels. Phoenix rambles on about how people back in the 50's could just be friend with kids and nobody assumed rape and murder was the logical conclusion of the friendship. He then explains the episode in only a way that he can: with plenty of swearing and drinking. Get ready for a sweet tender episode about an old man and his 8 year old friends having to battle Death. Ironically, that's what today's episode was about also.
Welcome to the first episode of both The Twilight Zone AND The Twilight Zone Episode Review show hosted by Phoenix West. This episode is a bit longer than most will be because Phoenix had to set up his love for 1960's television and The Twilight Zone. He also quickly turns racist and feeds into McCarthyism because it's an episode from 1959! Even if you're not into The Twilight Zone, this show is funny. Plus TZ is free on Netflix.* So watch the episodes on Netflix and then listen to this FREE show! It's THE BEST summarization of TZ that you will find online!**
*Netflix itself is not free. But once you pay for Netflix, TZ is kinda free, right?
**Phoenix said to say this. The opinion is only his.
Warren Christopher records a secret episode to recruit for his group to build a spaceship to live with Zelron forever. He also doesn't call him Zelron in this episode for some reason so just pretend he does. He will correct this in future episodes.
In an attempt to connect to a more urban audience, Phoenix is reduced to freestyle rapping for 7 minutes to a random YouTube beat. He is not very successful. We should mention that he is incredibly caucasian. If he was any more white he would overdose.
Confusion alert: This episode was recorded 6.12.14. It was originally an episode of The Phoenix West Show back when that was a video movie review show. Now it has been repurposed as LIW episode 59. The reason it has been ignored until almost a year to the day is because the video/audio is out of synch but since it is no longer a video show but instead an audio show, it doesn't really matter. I will post the original video to YouTube if you can bear it being out of synch. I have zero desire to fix it. Deal with it...
In this episode, Phoenix reads the Twitter mail for LIWIT. He attempts to answer your stupid questions. He succeeds despite the questions being borderline retarded.
In this episode, Phoenix is joined by a 5 year old. It's not as creepy as it sounds. They discuss geography, math, the kid reveals why she doesn't care about the whole Bruce Jenner thing, books and the movie Big Daddy.
In this episode, Phoenix breaks the fourth wall for hopefully the only time in the history of the show to explain what the premise of the show will be. These episodes will only be 10-15 minutes at most. They will feature celebrities, eccentric co-hosts and guests, weird skits, songs and plenty of weird shit. But again, this first one is just answering Twitter questions and over-explaining the show.
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In this episode we continue with our static theme throughout the episode which again, I cannot apologize enough for. Just power through because this is the last episode with it. We finally get back to news on this one. We also had the lights off for most of the episode so it was all dark and sexy in the studio. Someone was molested and someone else got pregnant and no, it wasn't Bri. Listen to find out who! It's a real rape-mystery in this episode!