Welcome citizens to the first episode of (Fear) The Walking Dead Review. On this show, Phoenix will be reviewing both The Walking Dead AND Fear The Walking Dead episodes after they air. This particular episode is almost twice as long as future episodes will be because Phoenix wanted to establish his history with The Walking Dead. He also nit-picked a lot of zombie tropes that won't be necessary to bring up later since he already covered them here. So, again, sorry for the length. Episodes will normally be around 30 minutes. Enjoy as Phoenix makes fun of almost everything in the episode despite enjoying the show.

Seriously... do they have high school graffiti classes?