I watched this episode and it felt like 5 minutes of nothing. Then it was over. I think the girl from Pale Rider was in it. And the real estate agent from Ghostbusters. That’s all I remember.
397: TZ1985 - 303 - The Crossing
396: TZ1985 - 104B - Wish Bank
Dee Wallace Stone is a national treasure. The rest of this is just okay.
395: TZ1985 - 101B - A Little Peace And Quiet
Making your family shut up will lead to nuclear war. Lesson learned in Wes Craven’s Twilight Zone.
394: TZ1959 - 529 - The Jeopardy Room Redux
This is a fun episode. Not amazing but fun. Nice to see no sci-fi bullshit ruining our Twilight Zone. Wait…. Kinda.
393: TZ1959 - 302 - The Arrival Redux
We are doing this one again. The airplane one. Again. World premier of Filthy Twilight Zone Eye Of The Beholder so that’s something right?
392: TZ2019 - 101 - The Comedian Redux
Doesn’t really seem like this guy deserves it. I mean…HE wasn’t the one that killed the baby.
391: TZ2019 - 105 - The Wunderkind Redux
Wouldn’t it have been better if he killed the kid in this one? But I suppose you can say that about anything.
390: Night Gallery - 308 - The Other Way Out
In tonight’s episode of Tales From The Crypt, a man is caught in a trap after committing murder. This is why you can’t trust gingers.
389: Night Gallery - 213A - The Messiah On Mott Street
If you’ve been waiting for a return to old men dying in beds while giving sage advice to their doctors…you’re welcome. What was the obsession with doctors doing house calls?
388: TZ2019 - 103 - Replay Redux
Watched this in black and white and it helps let me know who was black and who was white. Would have been interesting if the recorded video on the camera was in color though. Missed opportunity.
387: TZ2002 - 127 - Rewind
386: TZ2002 - 142 - Sunrise
Classic white people messing with ancient blood that controls the sun. I’m writing this intro as I’m watching the episode and the opening credits just played 5 minutes in. I’ll just assume the lesson is to don’t be white. Or the lesson is Michael Peña is too good to be here.
385: TZ1985 - 122B - Devil's Alphabet
Worship the devil and make satanic pacts then be amazed when spooky shit happens. It just makes sense in this episode of 1985’s The Twilight Zone that feels like a lost episode of Night Gallery.
384: Night Gallery - 318 - Witches' Feast
I haven’t looked if this isn’t a Jack Laird episode but it has to be. You can guess the joke halfway through and then just have to sit there listening to annoying rhyming dialogue.
383: TZ1985 - 116B - To See The Invisible Man
Kevin Bacon would have violated so many more unsuspecting women than this sad sack did. Also, the noodly music makes this episode super annoying.
382: TZ1985 - 326 - Many, Many Monkeys
I’ve already seen the movie Blindness. I watched these in the wrong order.
381: Night Gallery - 210A - The Dark Boy
If you can’t guess the “twist” of this episode then you deserve the Night Gallery. The Dark Boy is a real perv.
380: Night Gallery - 201C - The Hand Of Borgus Weems
379: Night Gallery - 316 - Die Now, Pay Later
In this episode we die now and then later we pay. Another Jack Laird episode we have to wait 15 minutes for the punch line.