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15: Dangerous Ground (1997)

March 21, 2014

We watched Dangerous Ground and now we know how to survive in South Central....of South Africa. This Ice Cube and Ving Rhames classic is sure to please the entire family. As long as your family hates the "new" South Africa. This movie was made in 1997 but it felt like 1992. 

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14: Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)

March 14, 2014

We watched Leprechaun 4 and we were excited to see it was set in the CG voids of space. We see our first bit of major nudity and it was a real wasted bummer. We marveled at this technical masterpiece, awestruck by the incredibly realistic CG spaceships. Phoenix is blown away by the fact that the Leprechaun is enlarged to 60 feet, is known for rhyming and the movie doesn't attempt a Jack And The Beanstalk reference. The rhyming possibilities were endless but they didn't even attempt any. This movie was neither scary nor funny. The story was not sane. This was barely a movie. 

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13: Major League: Back To The Minors (1998)

March 7, 2014

We watched Major League: Back To The Minors and for the first time in our lives we missed Wesley Snipes. Historians will eventual reveal that we were the only humans in history to have had that feeling.

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12: R.I.P.D. (2013)

February 28, 2014

We watched R.I.P.D. and now we check under our beds for dead-o's and have a fear of Mark Twain. R.I.P.D. was a R.I.P.O.F.F. 

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11: Shocker (1989)

February 21, 2014

We watched Shocker and now we're shocked at how shockingly confused we are about Shocker. This movie is, beat for beat, A Nightmare On Elm Street with electronics. Not exactly a compliment when it's from the same director only 5 years later.

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10: Valentine's Day (2010)

February 14, 2014

We saw Valentine's Day and now love is dead. This movie left us black hearted and wishing for a divorce from life. This movie almost broke us.

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9: Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

February 7, 2014

We watched Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters and now we know that witches are a good alternative to sleeping pills in the villain department.

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8: Deep Blue Sea (1999)

January 31, 2014

We watched Deep Blue Sea and now we are certified marine biologists. Oh, and also experts in the field of marine genetics as long as we are given the keys to rewrite their genetic makeup. 

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7: Tank Girl (1995)

January 24, 2014

We watched Tank Girl and now we have fetishes for genetically altered kangaroos. This movie was like an acid trip in the desert. 

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6: Vamps (2012)

January 17, 2014

We watched Vamps and now want want a vampire BFF. This was a rough episode to do but we managed. Hopefully next week's episode of Tank Girl goes smoother.

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5: A Good Day To Die Hard (2013)

January 10, 2014

Die Hard - Amazing. Die Hard 2 - Decent. Die Hard 3 - Amazing. Die Hard 4 - Alright. Die Hard 5 - Dogshit. In this episode we break down exactly how little Bruce Willis cares about his movies nowadays. 

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4: John Carter (2012)

January 3, 2014

What can be said about a movie this ambitious? Apparently nothing because nobody saw it. We watched John Carter and tried to escape the viewing prison but kept being pulled back to it.

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3: Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

December 27, 2013

This is our favorite episode yet. This movie left us with nothing but a brain-chip full of confusion and a dolphin fetish. 

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2: Escape From L.A. (1996)

December 20, 2013

John Carpenter's classic sequel to Escape From New York: the appropriately titled Escape From L.A. continues the adventures of Snake Plissken. If you love the first movie you'll sure feel an overwhelming wave of ambivalence toward this one. 

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1: Face/Off (1997)

December 13, 2013

The very first episode of Loitering In Wonderland. We chose Face/Off because everyone has seen it so it makes a good starting point. This movie is insane. They so casually tell the main character that he has to swap faces with his mortal enemy. He doesn't seem that bothered by the notion. Insanity follows. We tried our best to keep up with the Cage freak outs but alas we fell behind.

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